Heaven is where you will be trampled by turtles.

If heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss, than in this heaven all the violinists and banjo players must be Minnesotans! Listen these folks. After you hear this song, I bet you will decide to buy a pair of cowboys boots and a Dodge pick-up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjdkc14-zwQ